i want a fucking unicorn
penis
dick

most-awkward-moments:

“If the answer is false, explain why”

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tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk
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cumfort:

I hope I reincarnate into Beyoncé

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did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

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