i want a fucking unicorn
penis
dick

lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

image

reblogged 3 minutes ago @ 27 Aug 2014 with 303,506 notes via/source

brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

image

reblogged 32 minutes ago @ 27 Aug 2014 with 272,321 notes via/source

ralndrops:

I CANT BREATHE

reblogged 1 hour ago @ 27 Aug 2014 with 115,817 notes via/source

andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

reblogged 1 hour ago @ 27 Aug 2014 with 21,622 notes via/source

vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

reblogged 2 hours ago @ 27 Aug 2014 with 523,080 notes via/source

mcish:

Im gonna get such a nice body so when i go to uni i can get a job as a male stripper and pole dancer in gay clubs on the weekends and then tell my parents so they get mad and i will be like “im good at what i do” its a dream

reblogged 2 hours ago @ 27 Aug 2014 with 72 notes via/source
reblogged 3 hours ago @ 27 Aug 2014 with 108,984 notes via/source
reblogged 3 hours ago @ 27 Aug 2014 with 65,301 notes via/source
nickinnewjersey:

continuallynomadic:

continuallynomadic:

I was at the beach 😜

I reblog my own selfies to seek the attention my parents never gave me according to my shrink

That last comment speaks to me on a spiritual level

nickinnewjersey:

continuallynomadic:

continuallynomadic:

I was at the beach 😜

I reblog my own selfies to seek the attention my parents never gave me according to my shrink

That last comment speaks to me on a spiritual level

reblogged 4 hours ago @ 27 Aug 2014 with 51 notes via/source