i want a fucking unicorn
penis
dick
#j
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billiondays:

GUESS WHO HAS A INBOX FULL OF VALENTINE MESSAGES

NOT ME

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timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

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Anonymous said:
Want to post a pic of ur cute butt ?? :)

pendents:

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moistwilly:

tbh if i was hot, the chances of me becoming a slut would increase by about idk 800%

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sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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realitytvgifs:

me and my bff pretending to care about your bullshit

realitytvgifs:

me and my bff pretending to care about your bullshit

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rincrocker:

this is so fucking useful wHY IS IT NOT GOING FULL BLAS EVERY WHERE JESUS CHIRST

rincrocker:

this is so fucking useful wHY IS IT NOT GOING FULL BLAS EVERY WHERE JESUS CHIRST

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fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

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