i want a fucking unicorn
penis
dick
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petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

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wreckitronnie:

"[NERVOUS SWEATING]" — Romeo, probably

wreckitronnie:

"[NERVOUS SWEATING]" 
— Romeo, probably

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clitorito:

The last one

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huntingforsanity:

small talk

huntingforsanity:

small talk

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Anonymous said:
I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

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